My Rules

I have shared several sets of rules. Now it is time to share my set. You don't have to like them. You don't even have to live by them. Unless you are in my group then you have to.

1. Stick Together
Being in a group is better than being alone.

2. Don't Be A Hero Unless Necessary
If you want to be a hero then that is your decision but you can't go gallivanting around saving everyone. Sometimes a necessary loss is for the greater good.

3. Have Multiple Weapons
Yes you have a gun but what do you do when you run out of ammo? Take your shoes off and throw them at the zombies? Having multiple weapons preferably a blunt and bladed weapon are going to keep you alive a little bit longer. Ammo doesn't grow on trees.

4. Double Check
You think that dead body on the floor is dead right? WRONG! You just walked by it and now you have a chunk taken out of your leg. Think you know the plan? Check again. Wonder if you have enough water for you and everyone else? Double check.

5. Sleep In Shifts
When not on the move you should sleep in shifts, rotating who stands watch. If everyone sleeps at the same time you won't see that horde coming up the hill on their way to lunch.

6. Ration It Out
No one deserves more food than someone else, not even a child. Everyone needs to keep up their strength. Ration the food and water out. You don't know when you'll find some again.

7. No Mercy
Someone got bit? Don't let them stay in the group. Dispatch them and be done with it. Letting an infected human stay within the group is hazardous and downright stupid.

8. First Aid
If you were injured in a battle or tromping through the woods, make sure you clean it out and cover it up. Let your group know that you have been wounded so everyone can keep an eye out for meds and keep an eye on you for any kind of sickness.

9. Don't Be An Asshole
Assholes exist but if you can help by not being one then all the greater.

10. Don't Get Cornered
You get cornered in a building, natural canyon, or a BATHROOM. The group will try to help you but will refer to Rule 2 when all else fails.

11. Be Aware
Don't stare at your feet will trudging along that dirt road. You can help your group be keeping an eye out for possible danger.

12. Take What You Need
Only take what you need. You may want to take that awesome shit that you've never had before. But what would be the point? Can the group use it to help fight off danger? Is it small enough that it won't take away space for food or water? If you don't need it then don't take it.

13. Stay Clothed
Make sure that you have adequate clothing. If you're wearing shorts and a tank top when a down pour happens no one will take pity one you. Layer up.

14. Don't Wonder Off
If you are with the group don't wonder off or you might get left behind. Yes having a moment alone is nice but shit happens. Now you're alone without the group and your provisions.

15. Exit Strategy
Always have a backup plan for the backup plan. Always know where to meet up with your group if you get separated. And always know every exit for any building you are in.

16. Sex Is Overrated
Don't get caught by a wandering zombie or horde because you wanted to have a little fun with the cute guy or gal of the group. Refer to Rules 1 and 14.