Hello, my poor neglected zombies. I abandoned you when I needed you most. I have returned to you so please don't hate me. Well, you can hate me as much as you want I can't stop you. I will be doing a dark writing challenge on here to push the boundaries of my writing. I'm hoping to have my first prompt posted sometime next week. I was thinking about doing straight up horror but my love of zombies made me return to the story I left behind.
Those of you just coming to this blog I welcome you to the darkness inside of me. If you like zombies then join the party. If you don't like zombies, then I hope you get infected and begin to like them. (The stories.) If a zombie outbreak happens you are on your own. I know who my apocalypse buddies are. I also know who my bait will be.
Let's hope that you're not one of the ones I plan to use as bait. Anyway, check back next week for the first dark writing challenge.
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Zombified
I swear to God I am carrying the plague! I have had this blasted cold for over a month now and it just won't go away! If the zombie apocalypse comes I will be the one that started it since I feel like I am dead. Either that or I'll be immune to the zombie virus. Dammit!
Ummm.. Yea. I love zombies ad would make an awesome zombie hunter but I would make an even better zombie!! I am sorry I haven't been posting. I have been going to bed early or curling up under my heavy blanket and refusing to acknowledge the world.
So my little zombies, how has your dreaded turkey month been? Mine? Shitty as hell. *cough* *hack* *dies*
Ummm.. Yea. I love zombies ad would make an awesome zombie hunter but I would make an even better zombie!! I am sorry I haven't been posting. I have been going to bed early or curling up under my heavy blanket and refusing to acknowledge the world.
So my little zombies, how has your dreaded turkey month been? Mine? Shitty as hell. *cough* *hack* *dies*
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
My Rules
I have shared several sets of rules. Now it is time to share my set. You don't have to like them. You don't even have to live by them. Unless you are in my group then you have to.
1. Stick Together
Being in a group is better than being alone.
2. Don't Be A Hero Unless Necessary
If you want to be a hero then that is your decision but you can't go gallivanting around saving everyone. Sometimes a necessary loss is for the greater good.
3. Have Multiple Weapons
Yes you have a gun but what do you do when you run out of ammo? Take your shoes off and throw them at the zombies? Having multiple weapons preferably a blunt and bladed weapon are going to keep you alive a little bit longer. Ammo doesn't grow on trees.
4. Double Check
You think that dead body on the floor is dead right? WRONG! You just walked by it and now you have a chunk taken out of your leg. Think you know the plan? Check again. Wonder if you have enough water for you and everyone else? Double check.
5. Sleep In Shifts
When not on the move you should sleep in shifts, rotating who stands watch. If everyone sleeps at the same time you won't see that horde coming up the hill on their way to lunch.
6. Ration It Out
No one deserves more food than someone else, not even a child. Everyone needs to keep up their strength. Ration the food and water out. You don't know when you'll find some again.
7. No Mercy
Someone got bit? Don't let them stay in the group. Dispatch them and be done with it. Letting an infected human stay within the group is hazardous and downright stupid.
8. First Aid
If you were injured in a battle or tromping through the woods, make sure you clean it out and cover it up. Let your group know that you have been wounded so everyone can keep an eye out for meds and keep an eye on you for any kind of sickness.
9. Don't Be An Asshole
Assholes exist but if you can help by not being one then all the greater.
10. Don't Get Cornered
You get cornered in a building, natural canyon, or a BATHROOM. The group will try to help you but will refer to Rule 2 when all else fails.
11. Be Aware
Don't stare at your feet will trudging along that dirt road. You can help your group be keeping an eye out for possible danger.
12. Take What You Need
Only take what you need. You may want to take that awesome shit that you've never had before. But what would be the point? Can the group use it to help fight off danger? Is it small enough that it won't take away space for food or water? If you don't need it then don't take it.
13. Stay Clothed
Make sure that you have adequate clothing. If you're wearing shorts and a tank top when a down pour happens no one will take pity one you. Layer up.
14. Don't Wonder Off
If you are with the group don't wonder off or you might get left behind. Yes having a moment alone is nice but shit happens. Now you're alone without the group and your provisions.
15. Exit Strategy
Always have a backup plan for the backup plan. Always know where to meet up with your group if you get separated. And always know every exit for any building you are in.
16. Sex Is Overrated
Don't get caught by a wandering zombie or horde because you wanted to have a little fun with the cute guy or gal of the group. Refer to Rules 1 and 14.
1. Stick Together
Being in a group is better than being alone.
2. Don't Be A Hero Unless Necessary
If you want to be a hero then that is your decision but you can't go gallivanting around saving everyone. Sometimes a necessary loss is for the greater good.
3. Have Multiple Weapons
Yes you have a gun but what do you do when you run out of ammo? Take your shoes off and throw them at the zombies? Having multiple weapons preferably a blunt and bladed weapon are going to keep you alive a little bit longer. Ammo doesn't grow on trees.
4. Double Check
You think that dead body on the floor is dead right? WRONG! You just walked by it and now you have a chunk taken out of your leg. Think you know the plan? Check again. Wonder if you have enough water for you and everyone else? Double check.
5. Sleep In Shifts
When not on the move you should sleep in shifts, rotating who stands watch. If everyone sleeps at the same time you won't see that horde coming up the hill on their way to lunch.
6. Ration It Out
No one deserves more food than someone else, not even a child. Everyone needs to keep up their strength. Ration the food and water out. You don't know when you'll find some again.
7. No Mercy
Someone got bit? Don't let them stay in the group. Dispatch them and be done with it. Letting an infected human stay within the group is hazardous and downright stupid.
8. First Aid
If you were injured in a battle or tromping through the woods, make sure you clean it out and cover it up. Let your group know that you have been wounded so everyone can keep an eye out for meds and keep an eye on you for any kind of sickness.
9. Don't Be An Asshole
Assholes exist but if you can help by not being one then all the greater.
10. Don't Get Cornered
You get cornered in a building, natural canyon, or a BATHROOM. The group will try to help you but will refer to Rule 2 when all else fails.
11. Be Aware
Don't stare at your feet will trudging along that dirt road. You can help your group be keeping an eye out for possible danger.
12. Take What You Need
Only take what you need. You may want to take that awesome shit that you've never had before. But what would be the point? Can the group use it to help fight off danger? Is it small enough that it won't take away space for food or water? If you don't need it then don't take it.
13. Stay Clothed
Make sure that you have adequate clothing. If you're wearing shorts and a tank top when a down pour happens no one will take pity one you. Layer up.
14. Don't Wonder Off
If you are with the group don't wonder off or you might get left behind. Yes having a moment alone is nice but shit happens. Now you're alone without the group and your provisions.
15. Exit Strategy
Always have a backup plan for the backup plan. Always know where to meet up with your group if you get separated. And always know every exit for any building you are in.
16. Sex Is Overrated
Don't get caught by a wandering zombie or horde because you wanted to have a little fun with the cute guy or gal of the group. Refer to Rules 1 and 14.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Common Sense
If any of you have watched Zombieland then you know the rules. If you haven't don't worry you'll learn them soon enough. Couple the Zombieland rules with the ones I have posted about before then we should be good to go. Or so I thought.
I have talked about writing zombie stories before and each of them are uniquely different but as my brother and I began talking about what we would be doing for the coming apocalypse I began to plot a new story. So I asked him what things he would like to see in this story and his response? A bathroom scene. Yeah. So I told him that would be the scene he died in. He knows the rules. Beware bathrooms.
Apparently having a massive amount of rules to survive by does not keep you from dying during the apocalypse, especially when common sense seems to allude you. You could be a rocket scientist but if you have no common sense then I will be seeing you among the masses of zombies.
I have talked about writing zombie stories before and each of them are uniquely different but as my brother and I began talking about what we would be doing for the coming apocalypse I began to plot a new story. So I asked him what things he would like to see in this story and his response? A bathroom scene. Yeah. So I told him that would be the scene he died in. He knows the rules. Beware bathrooms.
Apparently having a massive amount of rules to survive by does not keep you from dying during the apocalypse, especially when common sense seems to allude you. You could be a rocket scientist but if you have no common sense then I will be seeing you among the masses of zombies.
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Have You Made Your Plans?
Ok my little zombies I have a list for you. Well a couple of lists for you. These lists show you the best and worst places to be during the glorious zombie apocalypse. (According to CBS.) FYI the best time to make your survival plan would be now. So far four zombie like attacks have been reported but I'm going to leave those for another post!
Worst Places To Be
Worst Places To Be
- New York City
- Tampa, FL
- Los Angeles
- Riverside/San Bernadino, CA
- Chicago
Best Places To Be
- Boston
- Salk Lake City, UT
- Columbus, OH
- Baltimore, MD
- Virginia Beach/Norfolk, VA
I would start making my plans. I know I have already made mine and I even have an outline for an awesome new zombie story. It involves turkey. (Shudders.) I hate turkey.
Anyway, good luck on the horrendous month of November. the Merry Thanksmas season has officially begun. As my bosses say 23/24 more days until Thanksgiving (unless you live outside of the US then it has probably either already happened or will be happening later in the season).
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Back to Basics
Today we are going back to a basic costume. This is a video I found on YouTube to do my wonderful NoV-X makeup. I planned to use this tutorial along with a few others to make my wonderful zombie. Emma Pickles made this video along with a few others I found amazing, like Fornicus from Cabin in the Woods, and Black Ops 2 Zombie Makeup Transformation. You do have to look for these videos among her regular makeup videos but they are well worth the search.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Breakfast Only
Note to self: no drinking coffee after 4pm. We become a hyper zombie.
You ever watch Breakfast at Tiffany's? Yeah me neither. But I might if it was all about zombies. This is another wonderful zombie costume that could be for a girl or cross dressing boy. FYI cross dressers and drag queens are awesome.
Michelle Phan brings us another zombie tutorial Breakfast at Zombies!
You ever watch Breakfast at Tiffany's? Yeah me neither. But I might if it was all about zombies. This is another wonderful zombie costume that could be for a girl or cross dressing boy. FYI cross dressers and drag queens are awesome.
Michelle Phan brings us another zombie tutorial Breakfast at Zombies!
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Gotta Love Barbie
I had a visit from my cousins today and found out that some of her friends were my viewers. Which is awesome!! But it made me realize that I haven't done a blog post for a Halloween costume for a girl. Well I guess a guy could do this. Hey that would be awesomeness! If you guys actually do this idea please send me pictures!! I will post them on here! Email pics to Zmbieverse1987@gmail.com with the subject titled Halloween Pictures.
Anyway in the spirit of my wonderful Zombieverse here is Zombie Barbie brought to you by Michelle Phan on Youtube. This idea was simply amazing. Can you imagine walking up to a girl on Halloween hoping to get a kiss only for her to try and eat your face off? FYI if you're not willing to dress up as Zombie Barbie maybe you can talk your girlfriend or girl BFF into dressing like this.
Anyway in the spirit of my wonderful Zombieverse here is Zombie Barbie brought to you by Michelle Phan on Youtube. This idea was simply amazing. Can you imagine walking up to a girl on Halloween hoping to get a kiss only for her to try and eat your face off? FYI if you're not willing to dress up as Zombie Barbie maybe you can talk your girlfriend or girl BFF into dressing like this.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
50 Days
I am letting all of you know that I will try posting every other day until Halloween and then so on. After Halloween I am thinking of doing a creepy Thanksgiving countdown. You can definitely be expecting Krampus to make an appearance on here for Christmas.
Anyway I found this awesome video by Glam&Gore. She walks you through the process of making this loveliness. Do you have to stick with a regular face? No! You can use this as part of your own creativeness. Thinking about being Slender Man this year? Give him this creepy mouth! Even a zombie would look awesome with this mouth.
But whatever you go as this year just remember to have fun! Unless you are a serial killer and your kind of fun is killing, don't do it, unless dressed like Mike Myers from Halloween.
Anyway I found this awesome video by Glam&Gore. She walks you through the process of making this loveliness. Do you have to stick with a regular face? No! You can use this as part of your own creativeness. Thinking about being Slender Man this year? Give him this creepy mouth! Even a zombie would look awesome with this mouth.
But whatever you go as this year just remember to have fun! Unless you are a serial killer and your kind of fun is killing, don't do it, unless dressed like Mike Myers from Halloween.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Halloween Countdown
The countdown to Halloween has begun. Is this a little premature? Yes but there is only 54 days until Halloween! It is now time to start thinking about what you are going to dress up as or if you are just going to hand out candy in your jammies or horde the candy and pretend not to be home. Now how many of you love Halloween just for the candy? Me? I love the haunted houses.
Personally I think someone should come up with a scary haunted carnival. You know what I am talking about. The ones you read about or see in movies. Not the ones that we normally see. Now I'm not going to lie and say I would go to one what I really want to do is be one of the people dressed up as something scary as shit and scaring the shit out of you.
I have been planning for what I am going to dress as since March. I really want to do my makeup like this and be a zombie. What do you all want to be for Halloween?
This video was brought to you by Madeyewlook on YouTube. She has many other videos that are just as amazing as this one.
Personally I think someone should come up with a scary haunted carnival. You know what I am talking about. The ones you read about or see in movies. Not the ones that we normally see. Now I'm not going to lie and say I would go to one what I really want to do is be one of the people dressed up as something scary as shit and scaring the shit out of you.
I have been planning for what I am going to dress as since March. I really want to do my makeup like this and be a zombie. What do you all want to be for Halloween?
This video was brought to you by Madeyewlook on YouTube. She has many other videos that are just as amazing as this one.
Friday, September 4, 2015
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
My Theme Song!
So I found this on facebook:
And I took the challenge. I used my Inspiration playlist on YouTube and I got Let Her Go by Passenger. Apparently I will be listening to sad music and swaying to the beat. So the twirling figure with the bat is me... Just move along. Personally I will be listening to Demons and Radioactive by Imagine Dragons on repeat.
And I took the challenge. I used my Inspiration playlist on YouTube and I got Let Her Go by Passenger. Apparently I will be listening to sad music and swaying to the beat. So the twirling figure with the bat is me... Just move along. Personally I will be listening to Demons and Radioactive by Imagine Dragons on repeat.
Monday, August 31, 2015
Bad Idea
Ok guys and gals just cause they are cute doesn't mean you need to try and be a hero during an apocalypse. If they fall behind they stay behind, they can't hold their own then zombie fodder they are. Me being the fat girl I am know that I will be one of the first people to go. Please keep in mind that if your loved one becomes one of the zombie horde the greatest act of love is to double tap them.
Sunday, August 30, 2015
OH NO
I'm sorry I have been away my sweet zombies. I have been busy with a project *cough* Alice Frost *cough* that I have neglected my dark evil morbid side. So be prepared I am planning on flooding my blog with zombies and mourning the fact I have to wait two more weeks before I can watch The Walking Dead Season 5 when I can buy it because yea I'm cheap and don't have cable. Here I give you the cure for the zombie apocalypse.
Sunday, May 31, 2015
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Random Update
I do have some news. I will be rewriting No So Alone from http://kittydevine.blogspot.com/ so it isn't just for adults. But it will be taking a backseat to everything else I am working on. I have been hopping back and forth from my shifter story and my zombie stories, basically so I don't end up with a bad case of writers block again.
I know I have been working on Outbreak for a while now but each time I read back through it to see where I left off I get the sense that this is just another Left 4 Dead fanfic and since I do play that game along with The Walking Dead and Dead Island I don't want my story to come off as some fanfic. I will have another preview for you all on here soon and maybe even the first chapter of Not So Alone (the rewrite).
I hope you have a great day and don't get caught by zombies! Or if you're a zombie I hope you don't get taken out.
I know I have been working on Outbreak for a while now but each time I read back through it to see where I left off I get the sense that this is just another Left 4 Dead fanfic and since I do play that game along with The Walking Dead and Dead Island I don't want my story to come off as some fanfic. I will have another preview for you all on here soon and maybe even the first chapter of Not So Alone (the rewrite).
I hope you have a great day and don't get caught by zombies! Or if you're a zombie I hope you don't get taken out.
Sunday, May 10, 2015
Tumblr
NoV-X has hit tumblr! You can find it here: http://myzombieverse.tumblr.com/
Only the basic information has been posted and it will most likely pertain just to the NoV-X stories. Which some of it is already on here. So I will be going back and forth between the two sites so have fun my zombies!
Only the basic information has been posted and it will most likely pertain just to the NoV-X stories. Which some of it is already on here. So I will be going back and forth between the two sites so have fun my zombies!
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